theobservant

derpycats:

Seduction.

lurefishbar:

Crab Cake lovers this one’s for you. $16

gettingahealthybody:

Cooking your own food is the best.

(Source: runningfearless)

reviewofmycat:

Woobie

Appearance: A

Adorably cute cat that has the bluest eyes. I’ve been told she is a Siamese-Minx point mix, but she came from an orange alley cat mother and a black cat father. She has a bunny soft fur coat and a dainty meow.

Sociability: D

This cat is not sociable. She hides at the slightest unknown sound. She is only sociable during the night when I am trying to sleep. When it comes to socializing with other cats, she has a nightly royal rumble with our other cat, Piper.

Usefulness: F

She’s pretty useless. Thinks she can push the other cat around. She also can’t use the litter box correctly.

Huggability: F

You can hug her and love it, but she won’t. She will push away and grunt. When she really doesn’t want to be held, she makes her hair come out or pukes on you.

Overall Grade: D-

lurefishbar:

Chitarra Frutti di Mare, 26

reviewofmycat:

Cat: Dr. Snuggles PhD

Owner: Wilter Orrman

Appearance: A

Dr. Snuggles PhD is always well-groomed and presentable, despite his dedication to his studies.

Sociability: C

Dr. Snuggles PhD does not like to be distracted, but follows social protocol when it comes to greeting distinguished guests and other feline friends/colleagues.

Usefulness: A

Dr. Snuggles PhD is extremely useful. He will catch mice using traps and outsmarting his rodent foes. He also knows exactly where to nap in order to lay in optimal sunspots.  ”The Doctor” is potty-trained, and can use a toilet without making a mess (although sometimes he slips off the toilet when trying to flush- Oops!).

Huggability: A

Dr. Snuggles PhD has a lush furry landscape that is pleasing to the touch. He is the perfect napping companion and loves to snuggle, hence his moniker. Dr. Snuggles PhD loves to sit on my lap when I am working, but knows exactly when to hop off when my legs get too hot, but always before they sweat. How smart!

Overall Grade: A-

poplipps:

The Souffle at the Dutch…

(Source: upliftedvibrations)